tamorapierce:

mutualize:

Why does my cat sleep like this

Because she can.

tamorapierce:

mutualize:

Why does my cat sleep like this

Because she can.

pandorasprings:

misandryad:

duckindolans:

Straight people ruin everything

this is the worst omgg!!! big gay ice cream is the best straight people who hate a good time are the worst

how do i know those are straight ice creams when neither has cone boobs

coolsvillesux:

Thank
d0gbl0g:

waggin

d0gbl0g:

waggin

that’s the only kind of person who can protect the galaxy.

0ptimummm:

Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.

coolradgirl:

sasaq:

今日もいい顔〜 よか顔ね〜 Smile (via makonatu @makonatu | Websta (Webstagram))

damnyouabox
swaysclothingline:

asaawhiteperson:

where do you get Cheetos that big

that’s a chihuahua

swaysclothingline:

asaawhiteperson:

where do you get Cheetos that big

that’s a chihuahua

Teacher: You know you can't sleep in my class.
Me: I know, But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.

asmilinggoddess:

dental hygiene tip: brush your teeth like you’re about to go and make out with natalie dormer