Straight people ruin everything
this is the worst omgg!!! big gay ice cream is the best straight people who hate a good time are the worst
how do i know those are straight ice creams when neither has cone boobs
Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.
dental hygiene tip: brush your teeth like you’re about to go and make out with natalie dormer