How to successfully seduce someone:
Step 1. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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How to successfully seduce someone:
Step 1. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

there’s a hot orgy on my dash
and u just got an invitation


i’ll never understand how dudes wear pants like where do their shlongs go. i just. i don’t get it
OKAY BUT WHY DID THE WOMEN END UP IN DRESSES MEN IN DRESSES MAKE MUCH MORE SENSE??????????????????

L is for the way you look at me
O is for the only one I see
V is very very extraordinary
Egg
Stir
Min
ATE
what the hell happened